-- Jokes --

Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night listening to everything you say.

After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.

It's called MARRIAGE.

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Girlfriends are like chocolates, the taste good anytime.

Lovers are like Pizzas, hot 'n spicy, eaten frequently.

Wives are like rice, eaten when there is no choice.

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.

They got married and now he is going through hell.

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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?

A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

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