-- Happy Birthday Christine --

1st August is a special day.

Why do I say so?

This is because it's one of my best friend -- Christine's bday.

I am really proud to have her to be one of my friend, best friend, nicest sis.

She is so sweet especially when she smiles.

She is so pretty and so charming whenever you look at her or even just have a second of glance at her.

I am here to wish her "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" and may happiness will always be with her no matter what happened in her life!

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CHRISTINE!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U!"

-- Female vs Male (Brain) --

Do you know what is the structure of Female and Male's brain?

This is quite logical but it is incorrect in term of biological aspect. :-P

Women have strong or intensive telephone skills, shopping skills, listening skill, shoes/ handbag co-ordination, needs for commitment hemisphere.

It also contains of chocolate centre, indecision neucleas, jealousy and shopping.

Footnote: Note how closely connected the small sex cell to the listening gland.

Men's brain cell is mostly on the sex cell and partly to sports, dangerous pursuits.

It also contains scanning area, TV & remote control addiction centre, lame excuses gland, "avoid personal questions at all costs" area, ability to drive manual tramission.

The most funny is men have low-level of skills in term of listening, attention, ironing, domestic skills, and toilet-aiming skills.

Footnote: "The listening to children's cry in the middle of night" gland is not shown due to it's small and underdeveloped nature. Best viewed under a microscope.

-- Meaningful words --

簡單最動人

第一句

沒有一百分的另一半　只有五十分的兩個人

第二句

付出真心　才會得到真心　卻也可能傷得徹底
保持距離　 就能保護自己　卻也註定永遠寂寞

第三句

通常願意留下來跟你爭吵的人　才是真正愛你的人

第四句

有時候　不是對方不在乎你　而是你把對方看得太重

第五句

冷漠　有時候並不是無情　只是一種避免被傷害的工具

第六句

如果我們之間有1000步的距離　
你只要跨出第1步我就會朝你的方向走其餘的999步

第七句

為你的難過而快樂的　是敵人
為你的快樂而快樂的　是朋友
為你的難過而難過的　就是那些　 該放進心裡的人

第八句

就算是believe　中間也藏了一個lie

第九句

真正的好朋友　並不是在一起就有聊不完的話題
而是在一起　 就算不說話　也不會感到尷尬

第十句

朋友就是被你看透了　還能喜歡你的人

-- Butter vs Margarine --

Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys.

When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get their money back.

It was a white substance with no food appeal so they added the yellow colouring and sold it to people to use in place of butter.

How do you like it?

They have come out with some clever new flavourings.

DO YOU KNOW..

The difference between margarine and butter?

Both have the same amount of calories.

Butter is slightly higher in saturated fats at 8 grams compared t o 5 grams.

Eating margarine can increase heart disease in women by 53% over eating the same amount of butter, according to a recent Harvard Medical Study.

Eating butter increases the absorption of many other nutrients in other foods.

Butter has many nutritional benefits where margarine has a few only because they are added!

Butter tastes much better than margarine and it can enhance the flavours of other foods.

Butter has been around for centuries where margarine has been around for less than 100 years.

And now, for Margarine.

Very high in trans fatty acids.

Triple risk of coronary heart disease.

Increases total cholesterol and LDL (this is the bad cholesterol) and lowers HDL cholesterol, (the good cholesterol)

Increases the risk of cancers up to five fold.

Lowers quality of breast milk.

Decreases immune response.Decreases insulin response.

And here's the most disturbing fact.

HERE IS THE PART THAT IS VERY INTERESTING! Margarine is but ONE MOLECULE away from being PLASTIC.

This fact alone was enough to have me avoiding margarine for life and anything else that is hydrogenated (this means hydrogen is added, changing the molecular structure of the substance).

You can try this yourself: Purchase a tub of margarine and leave it in your garage or shaded area.

Within a couple of days you will note a couple of things:
* no flies, not even those pesky fruit flies will go near it (that should tell you something)
* it does not rot or smell differently because it has no nutritional value; nothing will grow on it . Even those teeny weeny microorganisms will not find a home to grow.

Why? Because it is nearly plastic. Would you melt your Tupperware and spread that on your toast?

Share This With Your Friends. (If you want to "butter them up")!

-- 周末的同学聚会 --

上星期六晚上, 正巧我回到吉隆坡去, 便约了中学同学出来聚一聚.

本来是好一大班同学的, 岂料同学们竟然分开男女子组喝茶, 而我当然是跟好姐妹团啰!

我们来到了这家就在我家附近的AXVITO咖啡馆,听说是刚开始营业不久的.

咖啡馆是坐落在二楼, 我们踏入入口处,正要上楼梯,就被楼梯的设计所吸引住了, 最特别不过的肯定是楼梯旁的那面大镜子,可以让客人从头到脚的观察自己的外表及仪容,才踏入咖啡馆了与朋友见面,正中我们这些爱美的女孩的下怀.

一进到咖啡馆里,有一种很特别但略带着很舒服的感觉.我们找了个角落的座位, 坐下了还是忍不住四周观察, 简直是好像乡巴佬一样,哈哈!

那里的侍应都很友善, 不想一般的店里的伙计摆着一副爱理不理，懒懒散散的模样。

我们各自点了饮料和一些小食，结果就在那里呆了三个小时。哇！真的是长舌妇叻！

不过，实在很难的可以和一班中学的好姐妹好好地聊个没完没了，毕竟大家都有各自的发展，在为各自的前途所努力着。

我衷心地祝福佩芝，晓虹，淑贞，金桃， 秀芳，雪丽及佩芬前途似锦！要加油哦！

好漂亮的灯饰哦!

猜猜着被是什么饮料?

哈哈!是杯HONEY LEMON热饮啦!

这杯叫做RED SOUR PLUM YOGURTS, 别误以为是萝卜鲜奶哦!

-- Hug --

Something to share with all of you. (Sorry, can't type mandarin in office)

" 拥抱是距离最近的姿势，彼此亲密无间；

拥抱是距离最远的姿势,看不到对方的表情。

快乐时，拥抱是一种分享；

悲伤时，拥抱是依靠和慰籍；

寒风中，拥抱是传递温暖；

惧怕时，拥抱是充满信赖和安全感。"

-- 11种值得女生交往的男生 --

第一种，他懂得尊重你 他对你的爱比要求多，他对自己有主见，对你则不会太有主见。他尊重你作出的各种人生选择，鼓励你发展自己专长。

第二种，他的追求很有诚意 他不属于你十分喜欢的异性类型，但是他追你追得很 有诚意，而且你喜欢的类型，交往再多都是失败的例子。他们有你前任男友的优点，但也没有你前任男友的缺点，而且他有的优点，很多人都没有。

第三种，他对你嘘寒问暖 关爱体贴他们已经很熟悉，虽然没有了热恋的心跳感觉，但它确实比任何人都关心你，在你苦恼的事，他永远站在你这边，耐心倾听你到苦水；他记得你提过的朋友名字；你扣可是她轻轻递上香茶. 这些都无声地传达他真心喜欢你的信息。

第四种，你的家人朋友欣赏他 长辈们经风历雨阅人无数，眼睛自然比你毒。你对他很挑剔，但他却很能够赢得你朋友，家人的欣赏。他懂得让每个人心情舒畅，懂得给人安全感。从性格上说，他不是一个非常易变的人，不会让人觉得很难把握和相处。

第五种， 他提很多对你有益处的要求 他对你要求很多，但是都很合情合理，而且这些要求对你有好无坏。这样的男友是真心爱护你的。

第六种， 他胸襟开阔，宽容忍让 两人发生争执，通常是他最先让步。他懂得如何表达自己，并耐心听你说话，如果你是对的，他能够承认错误；即使你不对，他也愿意原谅你。有话可以好好讲，不会动不动就拉下脸来，送你一脸的表情暴力。也不会为一点小事发脾气或赌气，自虐虐人。

第七种，他喜欢小动物，善待你的宠物 通常这样的人都有一颗爱心。你可以从他对待宠物的方式了解他的待人接物。对动物有爱心的男人，也一定会照顾好自己的家人和伴侣。而一个会在路上踢打流浪猫狗的男人，都有暴虐的天性。

第八种，他有自己的爱好，有运动的习惯 有某种运动爱好的男子，较容易找到情绪的出口，不会没事找事的折磨你，和一个心中有热情的男人在一起时，日子就会充满乐趣。一个能在生活中找到自己爱好的那人一定会给人生机勃勃的感觉。

第九种， 他对感情无怨无悔 一个男人一辈子注定会有多少次恋爱，他在不断的实践中获得经验让自己完善起来。“专一”的定义并非是他只能一生爱一人，而是每爱一个人的时候他都一心一意。如果他曾经有过刻骨铭心的感情经历，并为此真心付出过，那么至少可以证明他是个深情，敢于承诺的男人。一个愿意为感情破裂分担部分责任的男人。

第十种， 向他倾诉是安全的 他能开诚布公地与你沟通，他懂得倾听，知道什么时候该说话，什么时候该闭嘴。你不会害怕对他表达，当你和他分享自己的感受与思想时，能觉得安全。良好沟通的基础是信任，在他面前，你确信不会因为表达内心深层想法而遭受到嘲笑或伤害。这就叫安全感。

第十一种， 不会因为朋友而忽略你 他有正常的社交圈，有彼此信赖的好朋友，也重视他们，但他不会为了朋友而把你晾在一边。他能够独立思考和行动，而非唯朋友是从。并且，不需要你耳提面命，他就能清楚掌握女朋友与异性朋友的分界.

-- 公司里的麦当劳 --

不知从哪一周开始，我的时间表便变得很不‘漂亮’。

这全是因为突然多了堂晚上的课，要迁就学生而编排的。

可是，那群问题学生却不太领情，真气人！

不过，还好有老公仔愿意打包晚餐给我，让我感动得快要流泪了！

第一次在办公室里的晚餐，竟然是...麦当劳！！

无论如何，还是要感谢老公仔的爱心...

-- Superstars --

Just to share with you...

Michelle Yeoh and her mom

Fish Leong with her mom and her buddies..

Liew Yi Fei and her mom... Both are beauties..

Tony Leong and his mom.. Quite alike ya?

Ronald and his family...

Gigi and her mom

Elva and her family.

Hehe.. I got them from a forwarded e-mail.
Just feel like sharing with everyone of you!

-- Technical Support --

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and nowmonitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Snooker and Clubbing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,

Troubled User

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Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/ ChildSupport . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support

-- Why IT must be in English? --

Why Mahathir insists on using English for math and science?

Because globally people use the English as Information Technology language at this moment.

How dangerous it is if we were to use these words in Bahasa, especially in schools.

See example below.

Hardware = barangkeras
Software = baranglembut
joystick = batang gembira
plug and play = cucuk dan main
port = lubang
server = pelayan
client = pelanggan

Try to translate this:
ENGLISH :
"That server gives a plug and play service to the clients using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client."

BAHASA :
"Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan."

-- Popeye's Mom? --

Hehe.. Everyone knows 'Popeye -- The Sailorman' and also his skinny wife.

Did you ever wondered how his mom looks like?

Hehe.. Let me show you..





Haha.. Look alike huh?

-- Creative Bento --

Look at this..

All the 'bento' are so cute..

So wasteful if finish them up..

Haha!

-- Creative Bread & Puff --

Hehe.. Now let's look at a few of the puff and bread design.. I like it!

-- Creative Sushi --

Wow..

When I look at them, I wonder this is only for display or

there are people who are willing to eat them?

-- Creativity --

Sometimes, we cannot deny some of the people are really more creative than us.

Why do I say so?

Look at the pictures below.

Can you do that?

-- 给老板的礼物 --

老公仔的上司在上个月突然跳槽会旧东家了，听说是因为旧公司大难临头，招了他的上司回去主持大局。

老公仔一开始还不是很能接受这个事实，但后来当他冷静地想一想，上司的离去可能是注定他要面对即将接管他的部门的老姑婆的终极挑战。

那位结了婚的‘老姑婆’一直以来都在针对他们的部门，有事无事地批评他们的办事效率，有时甚至鸡蛋里挑骨头，老公仔认为只要她接管了他们的部门，他们一定没有好日子过了。

结果，实在太让人大跌眼镜，自从他们的上司走后，这位‘老姑婆’对他们全组人的态度简直是180°转变，好到令人不敢相信！

原来是由内情的！

一直以来，那位老姑婆都是掌管两个部门的。可是，不久前，大老板却聘请了老公仔的上司，原因是要分担老姑婆的工作，也希望藉此提高工作效率。

可是，不明就里的老姑婆却一直认为老板不再中用她，所以多多少少会怀恨在心里，就想尽办法让那一个部门鸡犬不宁。

老公仔是在过后才加入那家公司的，所以一直都不明白为什么那位老姑婆对他们那么恶劣的态度。

可是，现在总算真相大白了，老姑婆的态度也开始转好，趋向善良阿姑的走势。

希望老公仔的工作一帆风顺，什么大风大浪都能一一挡过！

这是老公仔及他的同事送给他的上司的礼物--鳄鱼牌手帕，还绣了名字呢！

-- 韩国煎饼 --

上个月中旬，老公仔的爸爸受韩国朋友所邀到他的韩国餐馆用餐，我们当然也有份参与，哈哈！

说韩国人热情及好客一点都没错。

老板他不但全程陪伴我们，还亲自替我们烧烤新鲜鸡肉排！

由于老板一直在我们的身边，很多小菜都不停地有REFILL，但唯一不好的是有些味道怪怪的菜肴也只好委屈地吞了下去。

还有一点就是没得拍照，因为怕老板误会我们要抄袭他的菜肴，侵犯他的COPYRIGHT.

结果，我们趁老扳到厨房去的时候，赶快地拍下吃剩四块的韩国煎饼，真的真的很好吃，以后有机会一定再去吃！

吃完了以后，不忘和老板不停的致谢，但老板却很礼貌地说招呼不周到，多多见谅，搞到我们很不好意思，因为我们差点又吃又打包（刚才的煎饼，‘食得不好晒’，还好最后打消了那个念头。）

-- 马六甲北栈的甜品 --

上个月的第二个星期天，爸爸载着妈妈，妹妹及姑姑到马六甲来。

主要目的当然是来看看我和弟弟在这儿过得怎么样啰！

其实在爸爸和妈妈的心目中，我们永远像个小孩，哪管以后我们有了自己的家庭，自己的孩子，相信他们还是会把我们当小孩子一样看待的。

所以，我时常提醒自己，不管爸爸及妈妈有多唠叨，不要介意，更不要发脾气，因为这是他们的一片苦心。

难得家人远道而来，当然要带他们品尝美食啦！

哈哈，可是爸爸是个传统的人，总觉得午餐还是点菜吃饭好。

因此，经过一番考虑后，决定到北栈去（听说那里并不是外界所说的高级又价钱不菲的餐馆）。

结果，事实映证了一切，我们点了套餐，6样菜还包括了酱蒸鱼，最后还送上甜品，价钱还不到两百令吉，实在是物超所值！（那一次的午餐是老公仔请客的：P)

吃完午餐后，也带了爸爸他们到青云亭，顺道逛鸡场街。

不知是少运动，还是天气太热，我们走了不到半个小时，都感觉到累得不得了。

最后，爸爸请了我们吃红豆冰，虽然不清凉，但总算可以解渴又解暑，哈哈！

-- Jokes of the day --

Girl: Will you love me after marriage?

Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
SON : "One, all the chilldren hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
MOM : "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities.Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school!"

What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Three fastest means of communication in the world.

• Tele-phone
• Tele-vision
• Tell-a-woman.
• You still want faster? ----Tell her not to tell anyone.

A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"