-- Me --

Let's share with you some of my pic:-

I know I am not very pretty but I believe...

SMILE will always make someone look better.

Agree with me?

-- Jokes --

Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night listening to everything you say.

After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.

It's called MARRIAGE.

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Girlfriends are like chocolates, the taste good anytime.

Lovers are like Pizzas, hot 'n spicy, eaten frequently.

Wives are like rice, eaten when there is no choice.

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.

They got married and now he is going through hell.

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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?

A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

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-- Don't mess with children --

Kids' talk really incredible and funny..

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.
She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Mama, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

-- The Value of a Drink --

Something to share with all of you. I received it from a forwarded mail.

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

~ Jack Handy

*WARNING* The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "

~Frank Sinatra

*WARNING* The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

~ Henny Youngman

*WARNING* The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

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"24 hours in a day , 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."

~ Stephen Wright

*WARNING* The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

~ Brian O'Rourke

*WARNING* The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

~ Benjamin Franklin

*WARNING* The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

~ Dave Barry

*WARNING* The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

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This is the best part, as explained by Cliff Clavin of Cheers.

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.

Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm , it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But, naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

*WARNING* The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

Conclusion: You might want to say that alcohol might help once in a while to make you overwhelmed and put down of whatever problem that you are facing at that moment, but somehow you must always remember that excessive consumption of alcohol is NEVER BE GOOD to anyone! Take care of your health, my friends.

-- Bra Codes --

Have you ever wondered why Bras are lettered

A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, H?

How the letters are actually used to define bra sizes?

Let's reveal the truth...

-- Friendship and the truth --

If U find someone else... GO..

If U find a FRIEND better than me...

Go ahead and I won't STOP U...

But when the person LEAVES U...

Look behind, I WILL BE THERE for U...

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To SLAP U and ASK U..

"Will U LEAVE ME again?"

This is funny... I got it from an e-mail forwarded by my mom yesterday.

To all my lovely friends, FRIENDSHIP FOREVER!!

-- 美味得不得了--

这星期的星期三, 我俩到 "秘方的秘密" 去享用晚餐.

先看看我们点的甜品吧!

老公仔点的CHEEZ CHOC CAKE. 多层次的蛋糕.
那种感觉, 就像是融在嘴里, 甜在心里...

我点的CHOCOLATE BANANA, 是那里的招牌蛋糕.
虽然结合了蛋糕与香蕉的甜, 却很奇妙地配合得刚刚好!

吃完甜品后, 先拍张照吧! 老公仔拍相总是不爱笑...
还好拍出来还是达到"金童玉女"的效果. :-P

主菜来了! 老公仔点了LAGSAGNE.. 只是看, 都在流口水了...

想知道好吃得不得了的模样吗? 上图为最佳例子...

-- 欢乐的星期六 --

劳碌了一整个星期， 终于等到了星期六的来临， 当然要好好休闲一番。

老公仔先载我到Melaka Raya把所有账单还清后，再到附近享用午餐。

是我提议老公仔到那家 "新大陆拉面" 餐馆 去试试的。

看来我的建议是没错的，只因我俩都吃得津津有味。

不信的话，你看, 有证据的哦！

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过后，我俩便到皇冠广场里的SEN-Q去选购双亲节礼物.

别误会, 这不是我们要买的, 只是趁机使用而已.

其实我是很享受的, 却不知为什么会有这样的表情?!

瞧, 就是要像老公仔这样才称得上是专业的演员嘛!
今时今日这样的服务态度, 实在难得啊!

最终, 我们买了OSIM iSqueeze附加赠品iPamper给我的双亲.

祝天下的父母, 双亲节快乐! 身体健康, 笑口常开!

-- Melaka Jusco Delifrance --

Every Tuesday, my dear and I will go out for dinner as he needs to go for badminton.

This time we chose to dine in Delifrance..

The food and beverages are served in set meals and of course we enjoyed to the fullest.

Tasty Pasta.. Sorry.. I forgot the name as it's a bit odd. :-P

Let's have a clearer look. Haha!

Dear dear ordered BBQ Chicken Pizza. Delicious!!

Let's make an appointment, when to go for the second time? (>_*)

-- Life --

Initially I didn't think of sharing all these problems with all of you but I really don't want all those 'problems' to mess my life.

Why everything must take place at the same timeWhy good effort and good attitudes to students are not appreciated? Two Malay students still wanted to 'bully' me and somehow the complaint were reached to my director. My director is kind of people who protects students all the time. This is why he helped me to 'solve' the problem but somehow I felt that he still think is my fault not to communicate with the students properly.

That was the first time I felt so frustrated since I have been an academician half a year ago. I really thought that students will know how much good effort I have put on them when I give them lecture, tutorials, labs; mark their quizzes, tutorials, exam papers; prepare their coursework marks; always be there when they come for consultation. Those were just my imagination. Students didn't really appreciate it. Now I understand why good lecturers will turn to be 'bad' after some time..

And then, come another problems where I couldn't imagined of. I am assigned to teach Mathematic (Trigonometry & Matrix) next trimester. I always think of teaching E-Commerce, Business Managment, Marketing, Entrepreneurship and other management subjects but at the end it turn out to be different. I understand that this is natural. Everyone also knows that what you asked will not definitely to be what you get at the end of the day. It was just my problem of lack of confidence in Mathematics. I have to admit that I am a slow learner since I was young and I often be careless in doing maths. I always pray not to be assigned maths but somehow it seems that the challenge have been declared and I have nowhere to run of..

Anyway, I am lucky to have my dear who is good in Maths. He promised to assist me when I prepare for the lectures and tutorials. Thanks dear.. Hopefully, my students will be understanding enough..

Last Saturday, I was eagerly anticipated the arrival of my family to Melaka as my parents were supposed to attend a wedding dinner. However, the bad news came first. My mom's car was bang by a lorry and thank god that my mom was fine and only the car was severely damaged. I was shocked of the news.

Why can't everyone drive carefully? If you ever sit inside my car, you will know that the only time I will scold people is when I am driving. I can't tolerate to those people who wants to speed in the housing area, people who can't follow the sign board properly. Are they blind? Are they stupid? Sorry, I have to be rude. If you only wait until the moment where you will feel regret, it is too late. Those people can't even understand of this simply theory and I don't think anyone will sympathized to them if anything happens to them.

On the same day, I got to know that my cousin brother was admitted into hospital due to Denggi and it was already a week ago. I was shocked that nobody informed me. Maybe you don't understand why I am so concerned about my relatives. My mom only has an elder brother and that's why we are very close to each other. It is glad to know that my cousin brother is much more better now and may he gets well soon.

Somehow the day before I heard my dear mentioned about his pressure in work. I couldn't imagine those women in his company are so cruel and I believe they might be having mental or psycho problem too. Dear, you must be strong enough to fight with all those insane. Haha. I will always support you. Ganbate.

My best friend also has problem. She felt her leg pain last Monday and then her stomach was not feeling well too. I am worry of her. Hope everything is fine with her. She is really my best buddy in MMU since I studied here. I am so glad to have her to always listen to my stories and even she is in love, still she takes good care of me together with her love one. Haha. Thanks to both of them.

May everything goes fine with me.. Ÿëñ Ŵitĥ ♥ Ŀŏνз is coming back soon..

-- 欢喜地 --

在吉隆坡的那几天， 我俩共去了时代广场两趟。为了要医饱肚子，就选择在欢喜地用餐。

我们不算是专业的食家，却点了很美味的食物。

美味可口的 “芝士锔饭”，真令人垂涎三尺...

香甜的棱檬香蜜, 令人忍不住要多喝几口...

哇!热腾腾的法兰西吐司,简直是顶级享受...

建议各位,以后有机会的话,也亲身到这家餐厅享用午餐吧!

-- Malaysian studying LAW in UK? --

This is really funny. Malaysian English's really amazing..

# UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?

Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.

Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .

Visitor: Why do you say that?

Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.

Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.

Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.

*Visitor waits for 5 minutes, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter*

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?

Ah Chong: Study lorr... #

-- Senior Moments (Part II) --

The second story to share with you:-

# Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades.

Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures.

Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.

One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me... I know we've been friends for a long time... but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is."

Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her.

Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?" #

Can you imagine if this happen to us next time? We can even forget what our name is..

-- Senior Moments (Part I) --

The stories below was forwarded to me by my mom.

I would like to share with everyone of you:-

# When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out.

I stopped and asked her what was wrong.

She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."

I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"

She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon.

I said, "Well, why are you crying?"

She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m."

I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"

She said, "I can't remember where I live!" #

Could this happen to us next time? Aging is really a concern to everyone..

-- 唱卡拉OK的乐趣 --

我和老公仔趁着假日的来临，到吉隆坡去游玩，顺道可以陪我回家．

但我俩都是好玩的人，当然没错过玩乐的时间．

我们好久之前就打算好要唱卡拉OK了，结果一发不可收拾，共唱了４个小时．．．

唱歌之前先摆好POST..．

老公仔唱歌时的样子像阿牛吗？哈哈．．．

哇，老公仔越唱越投入了！

唱完了以后，拍拍照留作纪念吧！（我的嘴巴实在是大！）

这张好多了吧？我很享受和老公仔一起唱歌的感觉．．．

-- 久违了， BB LIM --

哈哈！真对不起，我还是很想和大家分享我的爱熊的照片．

BB LIM 正和我在床上悠闲地休息着．．．

我和BB LIM在车上闹着要拍照．．．好看吗？

又一次在车上拍照，我和BB LIM正准备到ＤＥＡＲ的外婆家去．．．